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hi im lily and im a real cool cat

I could've sworn you sung me a love song back there,
and that you meant it
but i guess some people just chew with their mouth open.
Posted on 9th Apr at 6:29 AM, with 79,664 notes

harryedward:

is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves 

Posted on 7th Apr at 8:13 AM, with 628,077 notes

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

Posted on 7th Apr at 4:22 AM, with 220 notes
misogyny is a room full of broken glass
Woman: Holy shit, this room is full of broken glass!
Man: What are you talking about?
Woman: This room, right here, is full of fucking glass shards, all over the floor.
Man: Oh, I guess I see a big pile there over by the window. It's okay, you know windows are gonna break sometimes, you expect it and you should just ignore it.
Woman: No, I'm saying there is broken glass ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
Man: Okay, I think you're overreacting. Look, there's a perfectly intact glass in the cupboard right there. I can see it. Not all the glass is broken.
Woman: That's great, I don't care about one fucking glass out of a thousand not being broken. We need to clean this up.
Man: I only broke like one or two glasses, and it was a while ago, and I really don't think I break glasses anymore. Most of this mess was here when I got here.
Woman: But you're here, right now, and you can help me clean it up.
Man: Why do we have to clean it all up? I saw someone come in here and clear a little away earlier, isn't that enough?
Woman: No! We have to pick up EVERY LAST SHARD of glass. Even a tiny shard is going to hurt someone really badly.
Man: What? You're crazy! That's never going to happen! You glass cleaners are so unrealistic. You should just ignore it. Talking about it is making it worse.
Woman: I'm going to point out every last piece of broken glass until it is all picked up.
Man: Well, whatever, I'm not helping you clean it up.
Posted on 5th Apr at 5:46 AM, with 220 notes
misogyny is a room full of broken glass
Woman: Holy shit, this room is full of broken glass!
Man: What are you talking about?
Woman: This room, right here, is full of fucking glass shards, all over the floor.
Man: Oh, I guess I see a big pile there over by the window. It's okay, you know windows are gonna break sometimes, you expect it and you should just ignore it.
Woman: No, I'm saying there is broken glass ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
Man: Okay, I think you're overreacting. Look, there's a perfectly intact glass in the cupboard right there. I can see it. Not all the glass is broken.
Woman: That's great, I don't care about one fucking glass out of a thousand not being broken. We need to clean this up.
Man: I only broke like one or two glasses, and it was a while ago, and I really don't think I break glasses anymore. Most of this mess was here when I got here.
Woman: But you're here, right now, and you can help me clean it up.
Man: Why do we have to clean it all up? I saw someone come in here and clear a little away earlier, isn't that enough?
Woman: No! We have to pick up EVERY LAST SHARD of glass. Even a tiny shard is going to hurt someone really badly.
Man: What? You're crazy! That's never going to happen! You glass cleaners are so unrealistic. You should just ignore it. Talking about it is making it worse.
Woman: I'm going to point out every last piece of broken glass until it is all picked up.
Man: Well, whatever, I'm not helping you clean it up.
Posted on 3rd Apr at 5:06 PM, with 149,460 notes

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

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